Very Random

           There was a knock at the door and Ronnie came out of the hallway to figure out what the sound was. We both looked at each other with a " are you expecting someone?" look. Nope so it was a surprise to me and i just looked at jessica and of course she was clueless as always! So when the voice at the door said "firemen open up" I was like what the hell! Anyway to make this long, drawn out story short, in walks Chris. Now keep in mind I haven't seen this random man since i was in 6th grade like eons(many) ago and we never really hung out much but somehow he decided it was an awesome idea to come over just when me and j were having our take out food and watching an interesting 20/20 segment on the amish practice of rumshpringa(probably mispelled). So whatever, I mean i'm all for visitors every now and then, hell i don't care at all but the whole thing was just completly akward in the first place! So he comes in and plants himself on the couch and grabs a beer! hmmmm....ok well then he starts talking and right at this moment her must've took his crazy pills b/c he starts RAGEING about how he is a war vet and just goes off about obama this and obama that and how bush is god yada yada yada blah blah blah. Meanwhile J is like completly glued to the tv trying to not look like this dude next to her could turn to her any minute and murder her. So now that he is realizing that no one is really listening to him anymore and everytime someone tries to talk over him he just gets louder! hmmmm....awesome right, doesn't help that Ronnie's gay ass is hiding in his room not helping anything and im just figiting around trying to look like im doing something other then sitting there listening to him. Anyways finally his drunk, post traumatic stress disordered ass settles down enough and randomaly turns towads J and asks if she is single. Really!!!so she blurts out no and somehow that was taken as an invatation to go on another rant about the war. I'm over it by this time so i start to hint that we might be leaving soon and he starts to get up talking about how he has to leave to go order a pizza or something. Finally my eardrums can stop bleeding for a minute. Alas he finally heads towards the door but not before taking another one of my beers, since he really needed one and all, and just as i think that his crazy ass is leaving he puts his foot in the door and percedes to tell me that he will be having a cook out and he will be back to kidnap me for it and closes the door. Did that really just happen i ponder?! Well when i turn around and see J's face and confused look i realize that yes indeed it did!

To the Prison Inmate Who Felt The Need to Contact My Best Friend....

.....just b/c you saw us on a certain "judge show"`doesn't mean that she is the "girl of your dreams" and you have the right to track down her address to write her a 6 page letter. Really sir, I know your lonely and all but just b/c you see her on the t.v doesn't mean you know her, are going to know her, or she wants to know you! Also by telling her that when she was little you know that she had dreams about how you were the one for her and yadda yadda yadda just proves that you are certifiably crazy and are in prison probably for stalking someone just like my friend and leads me to assure her for her safety that she should probably pass this on to some said law enforcement agency just in case in 2010, as you clearly told her, you get out and she goes missing, i will clearly know who did it.! Don't worry as well b/c when i heard my name was mentioned in it, I decided that i will be making copies for my enjoyment as well. Thanks and good luck with your time off for good behavior and hopefully you will lose her address. Thank god for p.o boxes!!!!!!