5 Reasons not to take a roadtrip with your pregnant bestfriend...

1. She might decide she has to stop every 5 seconds b/c her bladder has something sitting on it even though there is a perfectly good cup on the floor!!

2. You'll end up with brusies on your shoulder everytime you decide to change the radio station b/c the hormonal one decides to slap you in the shoulder, in the same spot, everytime you do! And don't sarcastically tell her she sounds like Mariah b/c the hormones take over and the filters in her eardrums tell her she does.

3. DO NOT under any circumstances make a single comment about her psycho baby daddy, even though they are still "not together" and he blames her hanging out with you on how their relationship suffers b/c god forbid it had anything to do with the fact he is a souless, psycho, inbreed carpetsalesman, and even though he can text whatever the hell he wants to about you. This is how you get chewed out and slapped b/c "you don't understand, you've never been in a serious relationship before" and especially DO NOT tell her that it doesn't take a trained monkey to realize what she has is not a serious relationship and that the whole reason for this trip is to " take care" of the situation he got her in in the first place.( ok maybe i deserved this slap)

4. DO NOT get tricked into " telling her what she really looks like" in the outfit she is wearing b/c no matter what you say it is going to be the oppisite and wrong and you are "just lying to her b/c you are her friend" and trying to make her feel good or "you don't know what you are talking about she still looks good", whatever just nod smile and go with it. Or my personal fav, walk away!

5. Most importantlly DO NOT take her out with you and your old friends from college and decide to go back to the old biker bar you used to work at and decide to get utterlly blizted to the point where you don't remember anything other then the fact that when you got back to the hotel room she decided to call the cops on you, knowing you were on probation, to have them almost take you in. Then have her cop an attitude with the short napolean looking police officer only to have him almost take her in as well. Then wake up in the morning only to have the fight start all over again and almost get left at the hotel 2 hrs. away from home crying on the sidewalk and finally get in the car and eventually make up again b/c like I said it's the hormones!

VERDICT: YOU'VE ALL BEEN WARNED! I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TRYING THIS AFTER A LONG WEEK OF WORK! PREGANT GIRLS DO BITE!